Scotsman playing bagpipes / one bag of wind
attached to another.
A man who hasn't been feeling well goes to his physician.
The doctor says, "I'm sorry to tell you this but you've
only got six months to live."
The man says, "Doctor are you sure?
Is there anything I can do?"
The doctor says, "Well, you could marry a piper."
"Will that make me live longer?"
"No, but it'll make your six months seem like
(Another bagpipe joke!!!---OK, drone on.)