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A lighter look at the world of piping and drumming......

Definition of a gentleman...........
one who can play the bagpipes - and doesn't!

Scotsman playing bagpipes / one bag of wind 
attached to another. 


A man who hasn't been feeling well goes to his physician. 
The doctor says, "I'm sorry to tell you this but you've 
only got six months to live." 

The man says, "Doctor are you sure? 
Is there anything I can do?" 

The doctor says, "Well, you could marry a piper." 

"Will that make me live longer?" 

"No, but it'll make your six months seem like six years."

(Another bagpipe joke!!!---OK, drone on.)

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And the piper carries on.......
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On the 8th day God created drummers.....
to keep the pipers in step.